The $400 Pineapple

Luxury fruit is trending (and I don't know why)

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The Rubyglow pineapple

Del Monte has spent 15 years perfecting the Rubyglow pineapple, a luxurious hybrid of the classic pineapple and the exotic Morada variety. Its jewel-toned exterior and citrine-yellow flesh offer a rich, smooth flavor with just a hint of acidity. If this intrigues you, you might recall their Pinkglow Pineapple, available for $32 and perfect for an upscale holiday charcuterie (shark-coochie đŸ€Ł ) board. While the Rubyglow is currently sold out at Melissa's Produce, you can indulge in the Pinkglow as a festive treat in the meantime. So, why not elevate your holiday celebrations with a touch of pineapple luxury? đŸ˜.

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Health

Nestle to Support Weight Loss Medication Usage

Since launching this newsletter, I've frequently discussed the new generation of weight loss drugs, originally developed for diabetes management, which are now making headlines. With these medications becoming a staple, businesses are seeing the opportunity to complement their effects. Nestle is stepping up by introducing a food line designed specifically for Americans using GLP-1 meds like Wegovy and Ozempic. This innovative lineup will feature foods high in protein and fiber, conveniently frozen and ready to cook with air fryer instructions.

GLP-(Glucagon-Like Peptide-) medications are a class of drugs primarily used to treat type 2 diabetes and, more recently, for weight management. These drugs work by mimicking the action of the natural hormone GLP-1 that your intestine releases after eating. This hormone helps regulate blood sugar in several ways:

Increasing Insulin Production: GLP medications stimulate the pancreas to produce more insulin when blood sugar levels are high. Insulin helps move sugar from the blood into the cells, lowering blood sugar levels.

Reducing Glucose Production: They signal the liver to reduce its production of glucose, which further helps in managing blood sugar levels.

Slowing Digestion: These medications slow down gastric emptying, which means food passes more slowly through the stomach. This helps decrease appetite, increases feelings of fullness, and reduces food intake.

News

Is The G.O.A.T. Serena coming back to Tennis?

Serena Williams, a titan of tennis, has hung up her racquet after an illustrious career boasting 23 Grand Slam titles and a staggering $94 million in prize money. However, a recent tweet has sparked rumors of a possible comeback. While the prospect of seeing Serena compete again excites many, including myself, the primary hope is that she returns satisfied with her performance and content with her incredible legacy should she decide to step back onto the court.

Serena Williams Dancing GIF by Olympics

Serena Williams

Politics

Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body

Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett will soon be releasing merchandise entitled “Crockett Clapback Collection” (Sis loves an alliteration!) with her now famous line. MTG responded defending her “bad built butch body” by saying she is proud of it and has had no surgery.

Travel

Climate Change is Increasing Turbulence

I must admit, while I love the allure of new destinations, flying is a different story. I often get incredibly nervous on flights, enough to concern nearby passengers who notice my tension. Recently, during a flight from London to Singapore, my fears were validated by extreme turbulence that resulted in one fatality and several injuries, with some passengers requiring hospitalization in Thailand. This unexpected event took everyone by surprise, adding to the anxiety of air travel. Those in the restroom and unbuckled hit the ceiling of the airplane so hard that it caused dents!

Turbulence will continue to be an issue with climate change. Please remember to stay buckled whenever possible on your flights.

What’s up with all the Americans traveling with ammo to Turks and Caicos? Did you know a few months ago, the law changed to where you can get up to 12 years in prison for having ammo in your luggage?

Celebrity

What Did Kelly say to Security?

Kelly Rowland Scolds Security at Cannes


Kelly Rowland found herself in the headlines again this week following an incident with security at The Cannes Film Festival, where she was seen instructing security personnel not to touch her. This comes shortly after another buzzworthy moment when she reportedly left The Today Show early due to dissatisfaction with the size of her dressing room. It seems that this year, Kelly is making it clear she’s standing her ground and not tolerating any nonsense!

Business

Where is Wendy’s Money?

Former talk show host, Wendy Williams’, New York City penthouse was sold at a loss by her court appointed guardian, her ex-husband, Kevin, is suing her because he hasn’t been paid in more than 23 months, and her son recently avoided eviction from his apartment. She has been having money problems since the ending of her weekday talk show, but did you know when she was removed from the show, Wendy was only paid $1952 in 2022 and $59 in 2023??!! You would expect more to be paid to her at the conclusion of her show. That’s less than many working in Corporate America after severance.

Wendy Williams Love GIF by Lifetime

Wendy Williams

Recommendations

Vibes to Listen to While Working or Chilling Out

Randomness from my Timeline

Rejection Can be the Best Thing for You

Rejection is a universal experience, often hitting hardest when we're most hopeful for acceptance. But sometimes, it leads to unexpected opportunities. Take Rachel Scott, for instance—this inspiring story delves into how a pivotal rejection turned out to be the best thing that could have happened to her. Let’s explore how Rachel transformed a disappointing setback into a steppingstone for her successful career in journalism.

@itsrachelscott

Dear college reject, it gets better — promsie! #college #reject #admission

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